Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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