Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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