You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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