The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?