I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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