i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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