You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Your penis caused this!
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