how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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