I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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