Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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