I just saw a hot homeless man
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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