Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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