I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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