how can u be prego again
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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