her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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