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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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