I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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