Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
