My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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