I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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