TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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