Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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