Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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