thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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