Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
