Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
