so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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