I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
