ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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