just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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