know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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