Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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