Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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