Someone shit on the floor
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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