Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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