She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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