She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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