You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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