I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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