Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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