Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize