But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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