Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i drank out of a bidet.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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