she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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