is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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