I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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