he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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