I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Floor bacon is actually really good
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
