yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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