Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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