It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Mom said you looked used
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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