I am puke
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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