ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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