kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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