he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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